When you have lupus (spoiler alert: I do) you need to sit your ass down from time to time and just rest for a bit. I’m really, really bad at making myself do this. Sometimes, I have to trick myself into it by occupying my inner preschooler with crayons.
That’s right, I color. Judge me. I effing love coloring pages.
What I do not effing love are coloring pages full of trite pseudo-meaningful gibberish. If I wanted to color a damn motivational poster, I’d … well, I just wouldn’t. The whole point of sitting down to color is for me to relax, but how can I relax when the page is trying SO HARD to slather my cantankerous spirit in sticky buckets of inspirational syrup?
I CAN’T, THAT’S HOW.
So! I trawled the interwebs for free, downloadable coloring pages* that I could alter to be more soothing to my contrary soul. And now I share them with you.
Click the pics below for printable PDFs. Enjoy!
Snarky Coloring Pages
Do Not Disturb (the nap) Signs